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Being Tommy Dawkins

This was pretty funny. I loved Merton's line about 5 foot 7 inches of goth stud when Lori asks Tommy what's gotten into him. lol The marshmallow suit was just way too funny. (7/10)
· by QsMistress23; posted March 26th, 2002

The Boy Who Tried Wolf

This episode was okay. The only things going for this episode was Evil!Merton, which I loved seeing. Merton as someone evil is just too hard to ignore. ::drools onto keyboard:: The second was the cute bonding between him and Tommy. That was just slash worthy. I loved how Merton became all confident and stuff when he turned and loved when he growled at the hunter. I agree though, that hunter subplot was just stupid. Whoever writes these things needs to use more imagination or go more deeper into the story arc. (5/10)
· by QsMistress23; posted March 26th, 2002

Everybody Fang Chung Tonight

This episode has been the best one I've seen so far. Merton as a vampire was totally hot. He can suck me anytime. lol I loved the part where Cassandra finds his 'weapons' and he has this water gun full of garlic water and squirts it into his mouth, saying something about being thirsty and garlic being good for him. And then asking if Cassandra had an altoid. lol Tommy as a goth was way cool. He looked so hot with the black lipstick on. I felt real bad about Cassandra having to leave though. She's by far the best girlfriend he's ever had. I really hope they bring her back for a future episode, but we won't know till they air it. ::sigh:: Merton looked so sad at the end, looking at the polaroids of him and Cassandra. This episode was real good. (10/10)
· by QsMistress23; posted March 26th, 2002

Fear And Loathing In Pleasantville

This episode was funny as hell and sad too. I loved the Pony Person bit with Tori. Gods, was she ever annoying. Gah! I thought it was funny when Tommy mixed up Lori and Tori's names. lol Merton scaring his sister even more when he said he was going to try and help her, cracked me up. I felt bad that Tommy was close to tears when he had to face his fear of being alone. I felt so bad for him. Poor thing. He should know he'll never be alone with Merton and Lori as his friends. This was a good episode, I really enjoyed it. (9/10)
· by QsMistress23; posted March 26th, 2002

The Geek Shall Inherit The Earth

Well, this episode sucked major hairy butt. The goth/nerd thing was funny, but Lori getting turned on by Tommy wolfing out continuously was just pathetic. Only thing in this episode I liked were Tommy and Merton, and usually I like all three of them. As I've said before--the writers need to be b*tch slapped and gutted. I don't know who these shows get their writers from, but they should hold auditions for the writers more so then the actors cause almost every show out there has had bad plots. If I see these writers on the street, I'd stone them. ~channeling comic book guy from simpsons~ 'Worst episode ever.~ (2/10)
· by QsMistress23; posted April 7th, 2002

I Dream Of Becky

I have one question: Why? The genie was annoying as hell. Becky wished for some dumb sh*t. I liked Merton's big brother protective streak though. Always good to know even though him and his sister don't get along he still tries to protect her 'virtue'. lol The thing with Tommy and Becky with the baby stroller was just silly. Other than that, the writers need to be b*tch slapped for writing such drivel. Tsk. I coulda done better and I'm a slash writer. ~shakes head~ Overall, the scenes with the tasty trio were good. (3/10)
· by QsMistress23; posted April 7th, 2002

Imaginary Fiend

This was just silly. lol I totally loved how Merton was trying to tell Vince that it was over. Talk about your slashy subtexts. OMG! They were arguing with each other as if they had been dating. lol I was definitely thinking of Drop Dead Fred while I was watching this. That reminds me, is this show not original at all? I mean just about every single episode is a spoof of a movie or tv show. How lame is that? Anyway, this episode was just funny and I liked it. Definitely worth seeing. (8/10)
· by QsMistress23; posted March 26th, 2002

Manchu: Part Deux

This was a cool continuation of the first one. Loved seeing Lori as a she-bitch werewolf in this. Tommy foaming at the mouth due to eating an alkaseltzer was too fricking funny. The poor syndicate guy rushed in all paranoid about Tommy coming down with something. Loved when Merton was licking all them rocks. I felt bad for Merton when Lori punched him in the gut though and he was scared shitless afterwards. lol (9/10)
· by QsMistress23; posted March 26th, 2002

The Manchurian Werewolf

This episode was alright. I loved when that werewolf receptionist dude, walks in with the pizza, fubaring the secret word. lol Oo, definitely loved when Tommy attacked Lori, too bad he couldn't of actually bitten Merton, that would have been so cool. I loved how Tommy still told Merton to get to the point of the movie even while hypnotized. lol Dropping Merton onto the floor was fricking hilarious too. (9/10)
· by QsMistress23; posted March 26th, 2002

The Mertonator

This was funny as all hell, but damn it was cheesy. They totally stole from terminator. :lol: Not only that, but we never did find out why this cyborg was sent to kill Tommy. I know this is only a 30 minute show, but they definitely should have let us know why. (5/10)
· by QsMistress23; posted March 26th, 2002

Mr. Roboto

Another cheesy ass episode. I was sitting their hoping that Merton would get stuck with the implant when bam, they all foil the evil robot guy. ::sigh:: It would have been so cool too. Glad Tommy and Lori broke up though, they're great as friends but lousy as boyfriend/girlfriend. Other then that, this was eh... (7/10)
· by QsMistress23; posted March 26th, 2002

N'Sipid

This episode was just so damn cheesy. I loved how they made fun of boy bands out there, but the plot sucked rocks. The only good thing was seeing Merton dressed as a woman. He would have made one hell of a hot girl if they had given him a long blonde wig instead of that nasty assed old geezer one. Surprising, if Danny ever went into the drag business he'd surprise people with how much of a woman he actually looks like. Other then that, this episode bombed big time. (4/10)
· by QsMistress23; posted March 26th, 2002

Samurai Play It Again

Damn, this had me rolling on the floor. I loved how Merton spoke in Japanese. I'm sure as he's supposed to be an intelligent sort, he'd know many different languages off the top of his head. I loved how he broke up with the girl. Yelling and making sure *everyone* knew about it too. lol I especially laughed my ass off with the dubbing they did on purpose. ::giggle:: I felt like I was watching a Jackie Chan movie when they showed the outtakes at the end. Very funny. I loved the Hungry Bucket song they did. lol This episode left me in stitches. (9/10)
· by QsMistress23; posted March 26th, 2002

Rob: Zombie

Uh huh...=\ Merton was funny as usual in this. Lori was uh, for some reason I think she either went off her rocker or was blind cause I woulda ran the other way if I saw my dead boyfriend. The zombies dancing part was just dumb. As usual they blatantly stole from another source. I'm sure Michael Jackson is shaking his head at this one. It was funny in certain areas with Merton trying to be nice and help someone out, but other then that this reeked. =( Shame on you BWoC. (2/10)
· by QsMistress23; posted April 7th, 2002

The Sandman Cometh

I agree with ya MJDingle, but there wouldn't be much sleeping in *that* bed. =D Anyway, this episode was alright. Merton's dream girl looked like a badly made up drag queen. Lori getting all pissie at thinking Merton read her diary was funny. I loved how Merton tried to bore Tommy to sleep. Saying stuff like he was the master of boredom or something like that. Dean apologising to the tv remote was too funny. Loved Tommy's reference to Pamela's 'assests' was too funny. ~snort~ Overall the plot sucked like a hoover, but it had it's moments. (7/10)
· by QsMistress23; posted April 7th, 2002

Save The Last Trance

Gah! This episode sucked worse then a hoover. I liked the basket ball scene, watching Merton do physical stuff is all good. I especially loved when they showed him dressed as a sailor with those stupid little TP's covering his razor nicks. Course, he was dressed as a first class petty officer and wore his hat wrong, but hey, it's suppose to be funny. lol Other then that, this episode could have been written better. The main actors all do surprisingly good performances for such cheesy plot lines. (3/10)
· by QsMistress23; posted March 26th, 2002

Stormy Weather

Okay this was just bad. I mean I like any and all episodes when they have Tommy and Merton in them, but this sucked major behind. Stormy Weather was annoying as hell. Merton was just plain weird in this one, and that's saying alot since he's normally weird. The best part though was when Merton was in that big block of ice with the purple lips. What can I say? I love seeing suffering in movies. Other then that, this episode sucked lemons. Majorly. =\ (2/10)
· by QsMistress23; posted March 26th, 2002

Switch Me Baby One More Time

This episode was somewhat descent. I feel so bad for poor Merton. Nothing he does is right. He may be a bit off, but he's not that bad. Try dealing with some of the guys I've had to deal with. =\ lol When Alice wore that blonde wig, I cringed in horror. I didn't think it was possible to make someone ugly just using a hair piece. Egads! She was alright without it, but damn. Leave that wig at home. Better yet, burn it. ~shudders~ One thing that urked me, as much time as Merton and Tommy hang out with Lori, you would have thought they'd have clued in on Lori acting a bit strange. Typical males. lol Anyway, this was funny and it's worth seeing just to watch that creature thing on Merton's show. lol (7/10)
· by QsMistress23; posted April 7th, 2002

There's Something About Lori

Merton was just a tad pushy in this episode. Sometimes I wonder why Lori and Tommy even go along with his schemes. lol The black tights on Tommy was nummy. That vision Lori had about Tommy and Merton threating the guy she was dating and her picturing Merton in short shorts and a large lolli pop was too frigging funny. lol I totally loved the musical at the end. I'm so glad I got to hear Tommy sing. Lori can't sing to save her life and Merton sounded geeky/girly. lol Overall, this was a funny ass episode. (9/10)
· by QsMistress23; posted April 1st, 2002

What's Vlud Got To Do With It?

This episode was okay. I liked when Merton had to pay someone to go out with him at the bachelor auction. I loved the windshield gag. Made me laugh my ass off. lol Merton is so silly. First he finds Vlud fugly, then because she's not attracted to him, he gets all possessive and goes around calling her and saying he loves her. lol Other then the Merton bits, this episode wasn't really that good, but it wasn't bad either. (7/10)
· by QsMistress23; posted April 1st, 2002