Merton seems to have stumbled upon the perfect girl -- well-versed in all things Goth, an avid listener to his radio show, cute as a button, and...a vampire. Though he generally considers bloodsucking to be a turn-off, this breed of the walking undead doesn't feast on humans. Even if Merton's not on the menu himself, Cassandra's choice of food puts him between a fang and a hard place.

Average rating: 9.37 / 10
(of 43 ratings)

Recent review: Milary -- Was anyone upset over the fact that MErton can't ever seem to keep a girlfriend? Oh merton I would stick by your side. This eposode was both funny and sad however I found some parts to be a bit stale.
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References: Blade, Dude, Where's My Car?, Nosferatu

Characters in this episode:
Lori Baxter
Tommy Dawkins
Merton Dingle

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