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    1-15-2012  3:49 AM  
 Loup
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HOLY CRAP I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FOUND IT! HAHAHAHA!!
    1-15-2012  3:49 AM  
 Dildo Of Doom
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Oh my God that would be so freaking awesome. The writing style fits. Of course, Meyer's writing matches every single fanfic author ever.
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    1-15-2012  3:50 AM  
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PINK IS MY IDOL. SHE IS THE BEST TROLL IVE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF KNOWING
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    1-15-2012  3:53 AM  
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And my fortune cookie reads thusly:

If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything in bed

Sage advice from the ancient Chinese (I mainly think of Buddha. And the main deity Vishnu)
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    1-15-2012  3:53 AM  
 Loup
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Holy crap Justin! Just like Germany, you're taking over signatures one picture at a time!
    1-15-2012  3:55 AM  
 Rickycat
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Oh I will consume the forum in multiculoured, fitted suits and skinny jeans.
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    1-15-2012  3:55 AM  
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Hahahhaha just as I refreshed to have half-naked Hitler front and center on my screen, Eric came over to kiss me goodnight. He didn't see Hitler though... or he kindly ignored it.
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    1-15-2012  3:57 AM  
 Loup
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Well I'm officially going to hell. My penis thinks Hitler's chiseled features and bulging package are just too much to handle.
    1-15-2012  3:57 AM  
 Rickycat
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It's my plan to steal you back. For you see the baby? IS MINE. It's called soul sperm and it travels quite fast.

I read it in the book of Exodus. I'm pretty positive. Just a sec lemme check.
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    1-15-2012  3:57 AM  
 Rickycat
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Yep
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    1-15-2012  3:58 AM  
 Dildo Of Doom
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Well shit, does that mean I need to get a paternity test? And if you are stealing me back, are you at least going to fuck me?
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    1-15-2012  3:59 AM  
 Rickycat
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I will blow your mind with orgasms so intense your feet go numb.

His name is Raul. He takes good care of the ladies.
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    1-15-2012  4:00 AM  
 Dildo Of Doom
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Wait, are you hiring a guy named Raul to take care of my sexual needs, or did you name your penis Raul?
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    1-15-2012  4:01 AM  
 Loup
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He's going to mindfuck you... like Dr. Manhattan because his penis is just too big to fit in any orifice.
    1-15-2012  4:03 AM  
 Loup
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Is this Raul like Paul or Ya'll or is this Rrrra├║l, the guy that cleans pools in skimpy banana hammocks and thoroughly satisfies his female (and sometimes male) clients?
    1-15-2012  4:04 AM  
 Loup
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By the way, my mind read Raul as "Ron Paul"

Lord forgive me for I have sinned... greatly
    1-15-2012  4:06 AM  
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Yes. It is Ron Paul. He is going to grill you so hard on how them blacks should be in their rightful place as slaves that you will moan in ecstacy.
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    1-15-2012  4:06 AM  
 Rickycat
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Do women edge like men do? srs pst
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    1-15-2012  4:08 AM  
 Dildo Of Doom
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1. I think you just put me off sex for life.

2. Edge?
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    1-15-2012  4:13 AM  
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Edging is coming close to cumming. It's actually a good exercise to cure premature ejaculation as well as increase stamina. But damn does it suck. But it feels so good... GOD it's the never ending teasing!
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    1-15-2012  4:13 AM  
 Dildo Of Doom
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OH. Thank you UrbanDictionary. I looked it up before you answered.

Honestly edging isn't even necessary for most women, considering a large percentage of women have never even HAD orgasms. But for those of us who do, and quickly... well, no, I guess still not because we can have endless orgasms. Why delay it?
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    1-15-2012  4:14 AM  
 Loup
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Yes, you can be Ron Paul and I'll be Newt Gingrich. We could be jarred out of our geriatric narcolepsy by the wet, squelching sounds of semi-soft, liver-spotted cocks sliding listlessly in and out of ass while old wrinkly scrotums slap softly against the other's old wrinkly balls.

Dirty talk consists of choppy sentences about social programs and child labor.
    1-15-2012  4:16 AM  
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ive never had more of a hardon than i have right now loupy. its 15" of pure ecstasy. TAKE ME NEWT TAKE ME NOW
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    1-15-2012  4:16 AM  
 Loup
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Did I also mention we are doing it in a vat of tapioca pudding?
    1-15-2012  4:18 AM  
 Rickycat
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*CUMS RAINBOWS FOR 10 YEARS*
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    1-15-2012  4:20 AM  
 Loup
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I nearly pee'd myself I laughed so hard.

Which reminds me, I don't really want to get into the dirty Depends foreplay we had moments before...
    1-15-2012  4:21 AM  
 Dildo Of Doom
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I saw what was coming after the first sentence and still read all of it. Why, why, why?
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    1-15-2012  4:23 AM  
 Loup
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It's like a really bad car accident, you know where one car is smooshed up under a semi-truck and another is flipped over in a median. You want to look away, but that morbid part of you just can't. That's what just took place here.
    1-15-2012  4:27 AM  
 Dildo Of Doom
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At least in this case I won't cause a second pile-up by stopping and staring.
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    1-15-2012  4:30 AM  
 Rickycat
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I think we have officially damaged the forum beyond repair. So many innocence will read this in horror.

It's simply dericious.
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